My Ambition to Win.
is there gravity in wisconsisn




this is a real question is there the gravty in wsicsin

no we don’t have gravity you fucking California goober dumbass, go eat at out n in


jumpin jimmies we got a live one



Like ppl think I’m being sarcastic but I honest to god love working. There’s only like 2 things I pride myself on, my work ethic and my health. Like when I found out I’d be doing 38 hours of overtime this week I got so happy like bruh I ain’t never had to work that much overtime in one week and I’m gonna do every single hour of it with the biggest smile on my face and make sure everyone else around me is happy doing this shit too because I love my coworkers breh. My 3 man crew gonna show erybody in the factory what it look like to have fun working hard.

Immigration laws and such

Republicans for the most part are 1) againts immigration and 2) conservative Christians. But let me ask this, how Christian does it sound to not allow people in a certain area or treating them like garbage because they were born a mile too far away. I mean it’s like Jesus saying, yeah I totally would love you and let ya get into heaven but you weren’t born in Jerusalem so ya know technicalities lmao like come on bruh yall so ignorant. Also, I have no idea if Jerusalem is even the right place I’m just saying what sounded right lolll don’t call me out on that part.


Bruh I just remembered this one time I was driving with some buds I actually can’t remember everyone there but I want to say at least Calvin was in the car and bruh there was bee inside all of a sudden and we were all shutting ourselves and I was swerving on the road and then I turned into the nearest parking lot and we all got out the car so fast lmfaoooo god damn it we’re all vaginas ahahahahahahaha I didn’t even put the car in park when I got out at first lolol


i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them


"My country is the world, and my religion is to do good." -Thomas Paine


one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because



Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”




I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook


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